Thanks to all that participated and for any who may have just gotten into the mix for the first time. Hope everyone has a great weekend.

Happy FFAF, Dizzy. I really like the site. I'd suppose I'd just like to say that it's awfully hot out today, and that I wish I were somewhere with a swimming pool. I really think it's high time that some people all chipped in and bought me a swimming pool. Yeah.

Oh, and since everyone else is posting poems, I'll hunt down one of my old poems to post here.

“Ode to My Ex Girlfriend”
My ex girlfriend was
the subject
of one of those 80's
ad campaigns.

"Friends don't let friends date Lauren D____"

Unfortunately,
I missed the bulk
of those commercials;
watching TV
in the early afternoon.
Apparently so did most of my friends........

Hope you enjoyed it.

"Pink Eyed" Jim
"Pink Eyed" Jim's Blog

*Warning! For Perverted Audiences Only. Contains Lewd and Unwholesome Words and Imagery

"Randyman"
(to be sung to the tune of “Candyman”)

Who can take a woody
Sprinkle it with lube
Hold it in the right hand
And imagine touching boobs?

The randyman
The randyman can
The randyman can ‘cause he fondles It with love
And makes his organ feel good

Who can watch a porn flick
Nude women straight or bi
Stroke along for fun
Jacking off all through the night?

Randyman can make
Every stroke he takes
Satisfying and salacious
Talk about his horny wishes
He even makes his wife suspicious.

Who can dream of blow-jobs
Not thinking it's obscene
Imagine shooting globs
And women licking up his cream?

The randyman
The randyman can
The randyman can ‘cause he fondles It with love
And makes his organ feel good.

The FFAF poetry tour continues.

Ode to my toaster

it sits on the counter,
right next to my blender.
a charred piece of bread,
its coils soon will render.

it has multiple settings,
to meet your toasting perfection.
whether you prefer it light or dark,
set the dial to your selection.

whether you take yours with jam,
or cream cheese or with butter.
have a toast to this free for all friday,
for it is one like no other.

captain platypus

If you're listening (whoa oh oh oh oh oh)
If you're listening, Are you listening?
Sing it back (whoa oh oh oh oh oh)
If you're listening, Are you listening?
I'm still running away
I'm still running away, uh oh, uh oh
Won't play your hide and seek game.

I was spinning free (whoa oh oh oh oh oh)
with a little sweet and simple numbing me.
What a dizzy dance (whoa oh oh oh oh oh)
This sweetness will not be concerned with me.
No the sweetness will not be concerned with me.

Lewis
orangehairedboy.com

Reciprical FFAF love to your site. :)

It sure is fun watching people guest post on your site as well as guest posting on others.

Paul

Aloha! :) You know what I love? I love movie quotes! :) And you, by virtue of visiting this site today, are going to share in that love. Can you name this movie from this quote?

Sticks and stones may break my bones... but nothin' will ever kill me. Well, let's see now. First, they tried burning me. Then, they tried burying me. But this... this is my favorite. They even tried holy water! But I just keep on tickin'.

Have a Happy Friday Y'all! ~ My name is Luka. I live upstairs from you. Don't forget to swing by my place too.

Brain teasers FFAF....post your best brain teasers or just stop by to say hello on this FFAF.

Today is Free-For-All Friday! Free for All means you can post whatever you want on my blog. Say what you want to say, share a link, complain about household appliances, etc...all you have to do is login and post!

Here's how to do it:

1. Go to http://www.dizzyscorpio.com/admin/mt/mt.cgi
2. Login/Password: guest/freeforall
3. Click on "Create Entry" on the right
4. Enter a title
5. Type what you want to type in "Entry Body" and if it's really long you can also use "Extended Entry"
6. When you're done, change "Post Status" to "Publish", and click "Save"

These were given to me at work the other day so I thought I would share them with all. I will allow about 24 hrs for people to post answers then will update the post in the extended entry with the correct answer.

First question: Two mothers and two daughters were fishing. They managed to catch one big fish, one small fish, and one fat fish. Since only three fish were caught, how is it possible that they each took home a fish.