Okay this may be a little long winded but I thought it was funny none the less...
A young man from(insert southern state here)decides he wants to live the big city life, so he decided to go to NYU. While at NYU he meets this great girl who is from the country as well and decides to bring her home to meet the family. At first glance his father seems happy with the match and so his son goes to him and says " Dad she is perfect, she cooks, cleans and guess what she is even a virgin." all of a sudden his father gets angry and states "Son you can't marry her. I wont stand for it"..his son looks at him and says why she is perfect please dad tell me why you are so against it.
Check the ext entry for the punchline
read the rest of "Funny Joke" »Dad replies "Well if she's too good to sleep with her own family then we don't want her in ours."
My friend Nicole at work told me that one yesterday.
« that's all for "Funny Joke"If you have not yet been by my roomate Lewis' blog go there first, I am planning his going away party. I will be keeping this post on top for a while I am getting responses back in regards to who will be there. So far the date is 04/09 and it will be held at Channelside in Tampa. If you are interested in attending please comment here or email me at meli@dizzyscorpio.com I will be taking responses up until the last week of March, if you have any ideas or things you want to do while we are there let me know and I will see what we can arrange. More updates to follow...